Quest for Casanova: 5 unrealistically real situations from the life of a seducer

Everyone who has ever chased two birds with one stone and managed to catch both knows that it is not easy to be a ladies' man. The life of a real seducer is full of dazzling women, pleasant quests and one question - where is the limit of my abilities?

Fortunately, the possibilities of modern "cauldrons" are much wider than those of the founder of the movement - Giacomo Casanova. Safety caps have since been replaced by more durable and convenient products, and many other problems have ceased to be a hindrance. For example, in pharmacies that used to supply men with useful ideas, a unique drug appeared - absorbable pills for great male achievements.

It would seem that it is just the form of a pill. But here are some examples of quests for Casanova, in which they would be very helpful!

When the bachelor party

The best party in the life of every man happens when a friend decides to end his freedom and throws the last bachelor party - a bachelor party. On this day (or rather, night), money, alcohol and women flow like a river. Do not think, we do not urge you to plunge headlong into this river. But if the stars have formed into a hot dancer who pulls you into a private room, then refusing is at least ugly.

Ugly and misfire in such a situation. But even worse is to take a pill in front of a beautiful girl who has already jumped out of her dress for you without the help of her hands. Isn't it a great moment to get a pill hidden in deep trousers that dissolves in the mouth in 15 seconds? With her, you won’t even have to ask for water.

When the secretary is beautiful

The dream of any office worker is to have a position in which you are assigned a secretary. His second dream is to repeat the spanking scene from the movie "Secretary" with her (provided that she is no less attractive than Maggie Gyllenhaal). If the secretary also likes this clip from the film, and she doesn't mind repeating it after the meeting, the main thing is to be ready: the lunch break will not last forever, and this scene is not for the greasy eyes of colleagues.

You need to act quickly, so you will have to take a life-saving pill right at the meeting. To do this, you don’t even have to ask that same secretary to bring water. The tablet can be simply dissolved. They act very quickly - if taken on an empty stomach, the effect of the pill can be reduced to 12 minutes. In addition, they do not attract attention and perfectly disguise themselves as chewing gum with a pleasant mint flavor, and also refreshing breath. Just don't give it to your colleagues - what if their secretaries are not as beautiful as yours?

When not at home

But walks in the dark places of the park, back streets or hooliganism in the movies are often the fantasy of ladies. And the desire of a woman, as you know, is the law. It must either be performed immediately and well, or take off the sign with the proud inscription "ladies' man".

You won't have to renounce your title if you have those same absorbable pills in your pocket. True, if you had a snack before a walk, give them about an hour to act. The fact is that - the action of the main substance of the phosphodiesterase inhibitor drug looks something like this: it acts on the cavernous bodies of the penis, relaxing them. This relaxation leads to an increase in blood flow to the desired organ and provides a full erection. The peculiarity is that the intake of fatty foods can reduce the absorption of the substance and the time to the onset of action will increase. At the same time, the drug will act only with sexual stimulation. In the meantime, wait, you can go around the entire park, looking for the darkest and most inconspicuous place.

When the wife ovulates

This is a quest for a man who has already finished chasing hares and decided to hone his skills with only one of them. You can’t hesitate and let down, you can’t bring down the fighting spirit by taking pills in front of your wife, too. And here, of course, resorbable tablets will come to the rescue.

When on vacation

Vacation is, in general, a special story, when speed and quality decide everything. And, worst of all, there will be no opportunity to rehabilitate. After all, everything that happens on vacation stays on vacation. To complete this multi-day, if you're lucky, quest, you can't do without absorbable pills at all: drinking pills in front of a practically unfamiliar woman is a sign of bad taste. But sucking pills in front of her is not forbidden. In addition, their minty smell will definitely confuse her - she will not even think that you are not eating a mint dragee at all.

But remember - before self-medicating, be sure to consult a specialist and undergo a urological examination. This will help to identify the cause of impotence and not waste time on treatment with inappropriate drugs.